Why you're still depressed, unhappy and anxious as shit:
Ya wanna know the reason you’re still depressed?
You’re chicken shit.
Well thanks–that’s compassionate and caring of you.
You’re welcome. I’m not the fucking Dalai Lama.
I noticed…. That’s all you got? I’m chicken-shit?
Yes, to quote Albert Einstein: “We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.” You’re too chicken shit to try new thinking, so you remain depressed.
Hey fuck you… I’ve tried all sorts of-
What!? Drugs and therapy. Yawn.
Damn you’re hostile today.
Yes, I’m hostile. Shouldn’t you be also? I mean shouldn’t you -by now- be really fucking pissed off about this predicament you’re in? You’ve tried all the conventional methods to rid yourself of depression– pharmaceuticals, talk therapy, change of diet, exercise and maybe even...